Things Found In My Yard


Javier Escaname’s Morning Routine

Holy Jeez.  I found all kinds of shit in my yard yesterday morning.  I’m not sure how to really process it.    The items included a starburst, still in the wrapper, a time sheet, and a dryer sheet.

I’d like to think all of it was left by one person.

The time sheet clearly names Javier Escaname as the culprit.  He’s an early riser, working 7 to 4PM.  So here’s probably what went down.  Javier, rushing to work in his early morning, starburst induced high, realized that he had a leftover Bounce sheet attached to his sweater (it was cold), and thought, “damn that static cling.”

And whilst trying to reach for the offending dryer sheet, leaned forward and from his pocket fell his time sheet and his starburst (his primary source of energy).

I’ve decided to attach a photo of me trying to read… in my yard.


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More interesting to me is why you take some measure of comfort believing that all of the items had to be connected. Does random disorder set you askew? Leave you feeling incomplete? Do you always read meaning into places where there isn’t any? Hmmmm. Veeeeery interesting! Maybe while you were sleeping any number of people loitered in your front yard. Oh the possibilities!

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