Things Found In My Yard

First Guest Submission – Annual Child’s Celebration
August 30, 2009, 4:22 am
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So I come home from a run to the sound of a large fan in my back yard.  Upon investigation, I find that the neighbor has set up an elephant shaped moon walk!  All I can really think is how many small children are going to be spending their day screaming in my neighborhood and how my plans to work around the house have been foiled because the thought of screaming children does not sound appealing.

Elephant Jumparound

Via: Chase, Mayor of Pruderia.


Playing Card
August 30, 2009, 4:20 am
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I found a solitary playing card amidst the weeds and grass this morning.  It was a little curled, so you have to wonder if it was used for blow.

The mysteries of the universe, really.

Blow Roll?

Condom Wrapper – Thursday Night Lovin’
August 21, 2009, 9:03 pm
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What a treat.  I found a condom wrapper. Glad to see the kids in my neighborhood are practicing safe sex, but you have to ask yourself a few questions here, though.

  1. Where’s the condom? (not that I want to find that in my yard)
  2. Did people begin having sex in my yard and decide to finish elsewhere?
  3. Could this be any more disgusting?

Thursday Night Lovin'

It’s a fiesta!
August 16, 2009, 12:06 am
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I found this bean and beef microwave burrito wrapper in lawn.  It’s a party people.

muy caliente.


Trash Turned Toy
August 14, 2009, 6:35 pm
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I think this is a toy.  I think.  The caution tape threw me off, but I’m imagining some child somewhere was making the best of a bad situation.

As I always say, “turn that frown upside down”

Paper Cup and Caution Tape/Toy

Homeless Man – August 3
August 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
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Well, this technically wasn’t my yard, but I’m claiming it.  I kept my distance, but you can see him sleeping in the shade.

Calm as hindu cattle.

Homeless Man