Things Found In My Yard

Half of a Nerf Football
October 16, 2009, 4:20 pm
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This is half of a Nerf football, just kicking it next to my chain link fence. Similar to the pool noodle, you have to ask yourself, where’s the rest of it?

Other questions that come to mind are:

Who threw this? (Damned fool kids, probably)

Why didn’t they fetch it back? (isn’t that the point?)

and lastly, Does it look like an athletic cup to anyone else?

The games we play


Reserved Parking
September 4, 2009, 7:33 pm
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Parking in front of one’s home in my neighborhood is a very sensitive issue.  Yesterday two of my neighbors got in a shouting match about it.  This was the result.

As I tell all my friends, don’t park in front of Lois’ house.  She’ll cut a bitch… and your tires.


Condom Wrapper – Thursday Night Lovin’
August 21, 2009, 9:03 pm
Filed under: Icky, Safety | Tags: , ,

What a treat.  I found a condom wrapper. Glad to see the kids in my neighborhood are practicing safe sex, but you have to ask yourself a few questions here, though.

  1. Where’s the condom? (not that I want to find that in my yard)
  2. Did people begin having sex in my yard and decide to finish elsewhere?
  3. Could this be any more disgusting?

Thursday Night Lovin'