Things Found In My Yard

More proof the world is ending in 2012

I have a weird affinity for getting trash in my yard that’s so clearly related to elementary school assignments.  But this one was doubly good.  It was first, a handout about Mayan Cities, clearly indicating that we should all be panicking about 2012…  and second, it was trapped in the ice, so I couldn’t even throw it away if I wanted to (and I don’t). It’s like my own personal Andy Goldsworthy sculpture.

I can’t read the cities, but I’m guessing what’s telling us is that on December 21, 2012 the world will die in a fiery ball because at 5PM Universal Time we cross the galactic equator and the thirteenth and hidden zodiac sign, Ophiucus… yea, I know my shit.

Time to panic people… get on with it.  The elementary school handout prophecized it.



I found a fortune cookie fortune (there has to be an easier way to say this) in the yard yesterday.  As with most of those fortunes, it was optimistic.  “The sky is the limit this month.”

Although I personally prefer the more colloquial “The sky is the limit this month… in bed.”

I, however, was left with questions: “this month.”  Does it refer to January?  Feb?  Are we talking yesterday through February 26? So many things to ponder.

And really, I need a universe to hone in on what’s going to be so great about “this month.” job? money? will I will the lottery? Take a vacation?  Work with me, people.  I just can’t imagine “this month” is going to be some madgasm of an explosion of happiness on all fronts.

huh, maybe I didn’t find optimism in my yard.

September 1, 2009, 1:52 pm
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Typically I only post photos of things in my yard.  Meaning I keep them in my yard to take the photo.  But this gem was a bit different, as it needed to be unraveled… like a mystery, or poem… or poetic mystery.

You’ll notice the purple faces/family as well as the blue sideways living creature.  It reminds me a little bit of a Picasso I once saw or maybe it just reminds me of this: I am better than your kids

Either way, gorgeous.


It’s a fiesta!
August 16, 2009, 12:06 am
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I found this bean and beef microwave burrito wrapper in lawn.  It’s a party people.

muy caliente.